We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Breathe in not out
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick