There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
A being becomes human when you add meaning
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare