Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…