When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing