Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Never Win Anything
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…