With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
When God closes one store He opens another
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself