My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost