The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one