My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon