Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,