Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie