Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
All dressed down with nowhere to go
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation