It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
