I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
I want what you want so I want a cow
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke