Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon