When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true