Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Mating For Life Saved My
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom