Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am