The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law