After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food