The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power