The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that