As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…