Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression