The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
My ego is too big
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated