It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…