My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time