God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon