The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
In Let there be plight the P is silent
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…