When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
100% of success is showing up on time
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film