Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty