The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs