The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
It’s always darkest before the yawn
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…