We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys