In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
I changed My mind By following My heart
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,