They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…