On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…