Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual