Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
God is the world’s only super-bower
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie