You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy