The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations