As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more