All Feelings Are Located in the Body; Soon Alexa Will Be Too
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,