Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…