One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes