There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking