Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…