Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret