Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I don’t get mad I get odd
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–