For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate